our cab driver is having phone sex.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
