She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
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This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
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I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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