heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
i believe in u and ur pee
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