Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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