You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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