So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
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Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
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Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize