even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
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Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
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Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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