id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I love you. Go after that dick
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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