That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
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I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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