i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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