R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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