Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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