no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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