Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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