Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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