Cold hands, warm shart.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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