She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
vagina is talking i cant
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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