Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
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Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
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I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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