you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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