My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I'm bleeding and have questions
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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