You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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