the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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