No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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