all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
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He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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