Don't you send me to vm
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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