I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
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Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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