Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
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