No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
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I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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