Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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