the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I just googled if crying burns calories
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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