I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I think my moral compass just broke
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