I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
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Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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