She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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