dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I wish i was in the wii world.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
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want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
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You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Randomize