im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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