how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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