I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
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I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
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You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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