508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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