so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
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Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
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