Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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