I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I believe in your delicious
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
His nipple licking is glorious
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