Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Everclear isn't food dammit
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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