this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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