I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
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I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Enjoy the penises
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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