There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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