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• (716): View more from New York

  why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary

  (716): View more from New York

  i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal

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• (619): View more from California

  pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story

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• (425): View more from Washington

  So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably

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  No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.

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  just thought you should know her name is kristen

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka

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