Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
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I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
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I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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