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• (863): View more from Florida

  UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.

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  Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.

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  At least you don't cum in color.

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• (949): View more from California

  if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...

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• (914): View more from New York

  I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has

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• (207): View more from Maine

  This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls

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