is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
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I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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