Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
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I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.