if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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