Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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