Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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