This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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