He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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