were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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