awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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