I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
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We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
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I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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