Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
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I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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