So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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